FUCK YOU AMERICAN GIRL!
I can’t believe those assholes, at the now Mattel owned American Girl Company, are retiring Samantha. It is my understanding that she has always been their most popular doll. Why you ask? Because she is the fucking shit yo. She had the coolest clothes, the sickest accessories, and was the prettiest. Now why are they going to deprive future generations of her rad-ness? All I can say is thank god my mom offered to store her, and her entire collection I had, in her small SF apartment on the off chance I get knocked up one day, have a girl, and she is into turn of the last century replica dolls. Thanks, mom! I think I am going to play with her this weekend.
