December 2008
4 posts
Sean Keane and Katie Murrin Discuss Cough Medicine
seankeane:
Katie Murrin: (Status message) “expired robotussin on an empty stomach means you might barf at work. lesson for the day.”
Sean: Man, I did not learn from your experience AT ALL
Sean: I mean, I’m not about to hurl, but the generic DayQuil hit hard
Sean: I want to make a thriller about a man who plunges into a nightmarish, topsy-turvy world of hallucinations and disorientation,...
SALAD
I just had my first salad today for lunch. Ever. It made me want to puke at various points while trying to chew and choke it down. I hate it.
UPDATE: In order to finish this ill fated lunch choice, I just made some cup o’ noodles at the office. For every bite of ramen, I shall take three (begrudging) bites of salad.
AUSTENBOOK →
there are no words….
one of my favs: Elizabeth Bennet and Caroline Bingley are attending the event Take a Turn about the Room.
definitely gonna be watching the epic BBC version tonight!
November 2008
5 posts
Gene kicks ASS! →
My friend Gene, kicking ass on Muni. I love it. What I don’t love though are the first couple of comments incorrectly placing him on Bart and people thinking that the J goes underground. Get your facts straight valleywag peeps!
Singles EXPO! →
Find romance and a potential life mate* at the Concord Hilton this Friday!
*Make note of the evolutionary fit specimen orchestrating the event.
Thanks Going!
SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!
Below you will find a letter sent to the parents of students in the school theater program at Carondelet (my illustrious alma mater) and De La Salle high schools. There are so many gems that it is hard to even wrap one’s head around it all. But after reading it, I got to the end and thought how many parents were like, “Uh…so?” I mean really, porta potty scavenger hunts? ...
October 2008
4 posts
Culinary Bacon Delights →
Yes, everything IS better wrapped with bacon. Including bacon.
Perhaps one could enjoy these offerings while wearing this.
Anthropology major???
So, in looking at the screen shot of my facebook profile posted with my rant about Gav and his sinister plot to usurp bacon, I noticed something funny….
Apparently, I double majored in college! As I declared both Psychology AND Anthropology as my majors. I thought about minoring in Anthro, but clearly never did. Probably because just getting through the Psych major was hard enough for...
FUCK YOU AMERICAN GIRL! →
I can’t believe those assholes, at the now Mattel owned American Girl Company, are retiring Samantha. It is my understanding that she has always been their most popular doll. Why you ask? Because she is the fucking shit yo. She had the coolest clothes, the sickest accessories, and was the prettiest. Now why are they going to deprive future generations of her rad-ness? All I can say...
July 2008
2 posts
Katie Murrin Tries to Post to Tumblr
MUAHAHA, now all the funny things i find shall be mine POACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie Murrin: God
Katie Murrin: I really want to put this on my blog
Katie Murrin: That i have never once used
Katie Murrin: But don't know how
Sean: See, since you don't use your blog, I'm going to have to poach this one
Katie Murrin: How the HELL does any normal person know what TTM means?
Katie Murrin: NO!
Katie Murrin: No poach
Katie Murrin: Eggs are for poaching!
Sean: You have until 4 pm to put this up, or it's getting stolen and put on my page
Katie Murrin: I don't know how
Katie Murrin: I don't even know how to log it in
Katie Murrin: OK, I'll make a deal with you
Katie Murrin: You post it on my page and then you can REBLOG to yours
Katie Murrin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Katie Murrin: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
Katie Murrin: hahahahaha
Katie Murrin: No I don't care, you can use it
Sean: I knew your hatred of writing things down would work in my favor!
Sean: BTW, using your blog literally COULD NOT be easier
Katie Murrin: I know, you will have to show me
Katie Murrin: I am relatively savvy once things are shown
Katie Murrin: But it sounds confusing right now
Sean: Try logging in and go from there
Katie Murrin: OK
Katie Murrin: What's my login?
Sean: Your email
Katie Murrin: What's the website?
Katie Murrin: By the way THIS is gold for your site
Katie Murrin: Maybe not 14K
Katie Murrin: But this is pretty tragic
TTM (tm) →
there really are no words for this. what in the what. I really want to know 1) who is buying these? 2) who is recognizing these? 3) what’s the big deal about 14K gold? which they seize every opportunity to tell you such.
A choice excerpt for the FAQ section:
I’m married, but can I buy a TTMTM pin for someone other than myself? Of course you can. A single sister or friendly...
May 2008
2 posts
Watchseankeane: It is remarkably easy to make short clips out of Hulu content. Here’s Gob and his $3000 $4000 $5000 suit. Come on!
